Not beat. Tired of saying "almost" maybe. Basically, I'm from the afterlife. It gets controlled by someone, right? Because there are rules and they're mostly the same as normal-earth, but there are a few that have been tweaked. We tripped something up and things were sent after us. Something happened, and that's how I'm finding him or her or it or whatever the hell God is. You know as much about God as I do beyond that. Except that I'm going to teach him a lesson.