Appointments

[magentarific]

This post is for appointment threads!

Do you have a thread you want to play out, need Yuri for something, want to PM her, or otherwise? Tag here! Just make sure to put the Date of the thread and Type of thread (action, video, etc.) in the subject line.

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[thekyeffect]

That's unfair--! [But... if he wants to learn dating etiquette, he has to play along. Damn his needs of a wife and inability to have this shit programmed in his mind already.

Even then, being a human makes that all null!] Fine! I'll go along with it for now!

[Does he have to take her arm. Euuugh. Fine.]

[magentarific]

[ Yes, good Robo-kyun. ]

You don't really have a choice, do you?

[thekyeffect]

I refuse to answer that. Can we get moving?

[magentarific]

I hit the nail on the head. [ Okay! She's going to head off in a direction now. 8| Hmm. Well, she's got an idea, but.. ]

We need rope!

[thekyeffect]

[If Robo-Ky knew how to grumble effectively, he would. But he doesn't know how to do such an act of dissatisfaction as a human just yet.]

Why do we need rope? Dates need rope?

[magentarific]

Not usually, but I've got a good idea for one, and for it we need rope!

[ She says it like it's the simplest thing, okay ]

[thekyeffect]

[...

He will trust her on this.]

I think there's rope in the general store.

[magentarific]

Let's go then. [ Turning to that direction! Because they were going like. The opposite way, shut up. ]

[thekyeffect]

[This is the weirdest date Robo-Ky has ever been on. And the only one. And perhaps the only one he'll ever have.

WHAT ARE DATES!?

Robo-Ky just follows, trying to figure out what the rope was for. Was wrangling up some humans to tie up and laugh at a good date subject? That sounds fun. He's actually getting excited. To the general store for rope they go!]

You're not going to say what the rope is for?

[magentarific]

Nope, it's a surprise. [ She pauses. ] We can probably have dinner after, too. It'd be a bad idea to do it beforehand though.

[thekyeffect]

[If Robo-Ky could feel fear or a sense of foreboding, he would feel it. But no such thing exists for him. He just nods and goes to see if he can't just get the rope himself because HE'S THE MAN.]

Fine. I'll play along with your plans.

[magentarific]

[ Yuri's going to be looking for the rope in here too okay. Maybe they need two... ]

Of course you will, that's the point of the date. I've got to try to get both of us to have fun so that we're attracted to each other and want to see each other more. That's the goal of a date.

[thekyeffect]

What does rope have to do with that!? [Oh look, some shitty looking rope. That'll do, right?] I don't like rope that way!

[magentarific]

Because we need rope to do what I want to try to do!

[ They're probably going to end up dead but whatever ]

[thekyeffect]

[He waves around the shitty looking rope he just grabbed.]

Here! Rope! What are we doing?

[magentarific]

Heeeh!? [ She takes the rope from him. VERY SERIOUSLY. ] This rope is way too flimsy. Do you want to die?! [ Oh wait they're not dead. DAMN this makes it hard to make jokes about that. Oh well. The point still stands. ] Find a stronger rope or you're going to kill us both!

[thekyeffect]

Die!? Kill!? [STARE.] What are we doing with rope!?

[magentarific]

Having some fun. Like I said, we'll be fine with a stronger rope. [ She sounds totally relaxed about this now. ] Also normally that would've been a joke if we were in my world, it kind of slipped out since I'm used to being able to make them since we're all dead.

[thekyeffect]

You are odd. [Though, he did know she was supposedly dead. That just proves it, he supposes.] Fine, here's better rope.

[And it is indeed better rope that he's grabbing off a shelf, which was actually right next to the shitty rope. GG Robo-Ky.]

[magentarific]

You're stupid, so we're even. [ It's an affectionate term, okay? It's actually a good thing that she's calling him stupid! Anyway, she takes the rope and is heading out of the store now. To that bridge over the water. ]

[thekyeffect]

[Robo-Ky just follows, awfully wary about this. Usually he wouldn't be wary but dammit, he's only human.]

Are you going to tell me what we're doing yet?

[magentarific]

Something that you can't do if you're a robot, so you're going to experience it while you're human. It'll be fun and it'll be something that only I can give you on this special occasion, so all your memories of it will be attached to me and you'll have a positive feeling about me. That's the point of a date, right? To get to know and like another person. [ And then she smiles and lalala heading to the middle of the bridge okok. They'll only stop when they get right at the middle. ] Also to increase trust, which is why I'm not telling you, so you'll just have to trust me!

[thekyeffect]

[Robo-Ky follows her right to the middle of the bridge, looking around. She did mention something about dying earlier, and something that only a human can experience...]

You're not going to make me bleed, are you!?

[magentarific]

[ She's getting super close to him now and wrapping her arms around him!! Oh wait that's the rope she's tying around his body. Then she hands him the rope. ]

I'm not going to make you bleed. You can't do this if you're a robot because you'd probably rust. Now hold on tight to that and don't let go, okay?

[ If he doesn't realize what she's doing, she's probably going to push him off the side of the bridge. It's bungee diving... with literal diving... ]

[thekyeffect]

Rust!? What--!?

[Yeah, he's just going to be taking a dive now. Has Yuri ever heard a robot-turned-man scream in surprise and fear? Because that's happening right now. Loudly!

He's charming, isn't he?]