Appointments

[magentarific]

This post is for appointment threads!

Do you have a thread you want to play out, need Yuri for something, want to PM her, or otherwise? Tag here! Just make sure to put the Date of the thread and Type of thread (action, video, etc.) in the subject line.

Comments

[magentarific]

My butt's great. [ She's got one of those asses and she knows it, okay. Why are they talking about this? ]

[ And Yuri's just going to watch amusedly while Usagi and Yotsuba argue this out. |D So much for Usagi's doubts, huh? ]

[rollypolyclover]

If you say so Usagi, you know your butt better than anyone! Yurippe's butt is great though. [God knows.]

Five jillion, but only because you drive a hard bargain! [She has no idea what it is they're doing. Saying numbers is fun.]

[lunas]

[ Once you get Usagi caught up in something like this conversation, she hardly remembers what she was worried about before, yup.. ]

.. Wait, how much is five jillion?! [ she was trying to stare up at Yotsuba, but then turns to look at Yuri instead. ] Yuri-chan, help me out here!

[magentarific]

Thanks for the butt assessment, Yotsuba.

Five jillion percent, obviously. That's like a hundred zeroes after the five.

[rollypolyclover]

Wooow five jillion is a lot. [With that many zeroes she might not be able to afford it!

Not that she's buying any, has any money because money isn't a thing, is able to even count up to a hundred in the first place, knows anything about percentages. Or business. Or bartering.

...] Five jillion and one! [YEAH.]

[lunas]

You said it was your final offer, you can't raise it after that! [ On some days Usagi is the reasonable one.. but then again, she's still going along and arguing over nothing, so she's losing either way. ]

And a hunderd zeroes is so much! Where will be even get all of those zeroes from?!

[magentarific]

I'm the auctioneer, I'm the one who gets to say the final offer that's accepted. Incidentally, I'm also in a shift that slows down time which is why it sounds like I'm talking normally.

[rollypolyclover]

You are?! Wow Usagi did you hear that?! Look, Yuri is in a shift!

[Stare.

STARE.

...]

What's an autumneer!?

[lunas]

[ FORGET ABOUT THAT LAST QUESTION, YOTSUBA. THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. ]

H-.. how did you get in a shift, Yuri-chan?! Did something happen?

1/2

[magentarific]

[ Oh my god you guys, she was making a joke about auctioneers talking at a million miles a minute. USAGI YOU SHOULD'VE AT LEAST GOTTEN THAT!

Yuri's face is just this for a few seconds. ]

[magentarific]

[ Right, ignoring Usagi's comment-- ]

An auctioneer is a person who is in charge of taking bids and they talk so fast you can't actually understand what they're saying most of the time.

[rollypolyclover]

[Oh. That sounds like a fun job.]

Yotsubacantalkreallyfasttwoandababawahwahgyaaaah...!!

[...]

Too fast.

[lunas]

Icantalkevenfasterdon'tyoutrytobeatmeatt--

AAAH, I BIT MY TONGUE!

[magentarific]

[ Covers her mouth as she turns her head, trying not to laugh at both of them. ]

[rollypolyclover]

Noyoucan'tYotsubwahahatalkfasteryoooubwablahbwuhuhflaaaaargh!!

[Tapping Usagi on her head. Don't you try and out talk her when she's sitting up here!]

Youbityourtongue!! [...] Aah! Got it!