o6 :: Questions

[magentarific]

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Questions, Luceti! I've got maybe three.

1. Are there any princesses here? --I'll have follow-ups on this one if you agree.

2. Does Luceti have a copy machine that can blow up photos?

3. Does anyone know a lot about robots, hacking, really tall ladders, or shifts?

Thanks!

Comments

[Voice]

[roboredom]

UNACCEPTABLE! THE DEFECTIVE ONES ALWAYS RUIN IT FOR THE ONES WITH A GOOD TASTE IN RESPECT!

[Voice]

[magentarific]

It's too late anyway, "unacceptable" doesn't change what already happened.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

THEN TAKE REVENGE HERE!

[Voice]

[magentarific]

Can't. Working on the whole payback thing with God, though. Or I was, back in the afterlife.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

GOD? THAT THING HUMANS BELIEVE IN?

[Voice]

[magentarific]

Exactly. I'm pretty sure he's real.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

HOW CAN YOU BE SURE? ARE YOU A SCIENTIST? [Robo-Kyun has a good understanding of things, doesn't he?]

[Voice]

[magentarific]

I was in the afterlife before this. Normally, you'd find no evidence of God anywhere besides belief, right? But I was there and even after a long time of fighting completely the wrong person.. eventually there was a reaction from something other than the human beings. Because we'd been there too long or we started doing something wrong, the actual world itself started transforming against us. There's definitely something acting as a god there.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

SO...

YOU'RE GONNA KILL IT, RIGHT?

[Voice]

[magentarific]

At the very least give it a good beating.

[ Or shoot it to death. ]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

YOU'RE PERFECT! BECOME MY WIFE! [This is how he gauges potential wives now. By how willing they are to beat God's face in.]

[Voice]

[magentarific]

Sorry, I'm too young to get married.

[ Totally using that excuse when it's convenient, yup. ]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

NOT IN ALL COUNTRIES!

...

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

[Voice]

[magentarific]

17 when I died.

[ How long it's been since then though... whatever, it's not like she's aging. It counts. ]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

[Robo-Kyun falls silent for a moment, considering the age. He's way younger than that, and he's trying to get married.]

YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH.

[Voice]

[magentarific]

It's illegal to marry dead people.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

DEFECTIVE HUMANS MADE THAT LAW.

[voice]

[magentarific]

And I'm not defective, even though I'm a dead human being?

[ What is this logic even? ]

[voice]

[roboredom]

NOT IF YOU CAME UP WITH A RESPECTFUL NAME FOR ME! [She clearly learned much in death. Don't question his faulty logic.]

[voice]

[magentarific]

I'm already engaged.

[ No, but hopefully he won't ask who or she'll have to pick someone at random. 8| Because just telling him no would be too easy and less fun. ]

[voice]

[roboredom]

[He's going to ask who. It's in his abrasive nature.] TO WHOM!?

[voice]

[magentarific]

[ Uwah, gotta pick a guy now. Okay. Going through the guys she knows. Safest to say would probably be.. ]

Sokka!

[ Even though he already has a fiance. Whatever. Hopefully Robo-kyun doesn't know that. ]

[voice]

[roboredom]

[...









He believes her.] WHAT DOES SOKKA HAVE THAT I DON'T? [He doesn't even know a Sokka. That's a dumb name.]

[voice]

[magentarific]

Human reproductive organs.

[ Let's go with that. As far as she's aware, there's no way that robots can get that right? Anything material would be obtainable.

..Might as well add something legit though. ]

And lots of information.

[voice]

[roboredom]

[Damn the professor who built him. Why couldn't he just add in male reproductive organs? There's super spies who use them for espionage, why couldn't Robo-Ky?

Defective professor would just watch anyway.] WHAT KIND OF INFORMATION? I BET I HAVE MORE!