magentarific | o9 :: Flood of Destiny

o9 :: Flood of Destiny

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Since the whole place is in shambles anyway, does anyone with building skill want to help me make a new building for a coffee house? I'm willing to work as long as whoever I'm working with actually knows what they're doing, because I don't.

[ A beat of silence before she completely changes gears. ]

Also: I've got a ref and at least two players signed up, but I want to hold a beach volleyball tournament when things are less wet! I'll need at least two people to wear bikinis and aprons to hand out refreshments and lots of participants.

{{ ooc: I got permission for Yuri to have a coffee shop, but since there's no place for one she'd have to build her own. Since she has no building skill, she needs help. The flood is like a sign from destiny, though. }}

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[ At any point during the day after this post, one might find Yuri wandered around town looking for a good spot that she wants to set up shop. She's wearing something different than normal, a nice green coat that she'd received as a gift quite some time ago, and it almost looks as though she's about to give up--

No, she's just heading off to get out of some of the mess to take her socks off, since they're pretty much just getting covered in mud and mess anyway and making her a lot more uncomfortable than if she had bare legs. Sure, it might not be as warm, but it's not itchy at least. ]

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[Eyeracking her chest as she was talking. HMMMM... B cup? Possibly! Eyes are now back on her!]

Hmm... If you're gonna go on a crusade against God, you could always get extra help. Like maybe you could ask the Devil or something. Last time I checked, those two weren't exactly the best of buddies.

Edited 2012-07-10 03:43 (UTC)

[ She doesn't really care that he's staring. She's dressed in a bikini, it's made to be stared at. If he were trying to peak at her panties while she were fully dressed, she'd probably kick him in the face for it, but right now? She knows that she's not a bad site to look at, even if her rear makes up for her lack of a huge cup size so he's probably looking in the wrong place. ]

I have help. I've got-- [ Only a second's pause ] had an entire Battlefront.

---A BATTLEFRONT!? You're a command of a squad? This starting to sound like a battle manga or an RPG.

Of course. I'm the leader of the whole thing. Even Guild, who builds all of our weapons, deferred to me. --We had NPCs too. We named them that, of course, but they were essentially the same thing as NPCs right down to limited response capabilities.

Seriously sounding like an RPG... So let me guess, your group is divided into classes like Gunner, Magician, Thief, Knight and stuff like that?

I think Ooyama and Hinata did that once, but we don't actually do that and I wasn't really paying attention besides that Ooyama kept saying he was going to cast healing spells on Hinata every time he walked off with me. The RPG thing is more of a joke than anything. There also weren't any dragons. [ Yes, she was hoping for it at one point. ]

--I want to fight a dragon! Knowing what kind of situation that I'm in, I can see a dragon showing up to be a mid boss or some kind of arc enemy.

Lucky. I thought I'd get one but it just turned out to be Shiina. [ A beat. ] Though she's more terrifying than a dragon. She cut off most of Hinata's limbs and his chin, spilled his guts all over the ground... She stabbed me through the heart.

... [Might have cringed a little bit while making a "Tssss" noise.] Ouch... Who exactly is this person that could do that much damage? Not to mention, that's not something you can talk about so casually!

[Says the guy who lost his home and cousin and shrugged it off in a few seconds....]

[ She shrugs. ] A girl who likes cute things and might've been a ninja. It's completely casual and she joined our side right after that fight.

Oh? Ninjas are really amazing, huh? [Now that he thinks about it...] I know a ninja magician. She's pretty cool.

She still couldn't beat Kanade. [ wait ] Isn't being a ninja and a magician kind of like cheating?

My Levi is super skilled, you know. [A beat.] Hey know... That's like saying ninjas can't be pirates.

Or pirates can't be ninjas! See, just say "pirate ninja" or a "ninja pirate".

Or if you want to get even better, you could say "Pirate Ninja robot".

Anyway... My point is that being a ninja magician is double the awesome!

Pirating and being a ninja are compatible skill sets though. Being a pirate just means you have to go around breaking the law, pillaging, raping, sailing the seas, or making bootleg DVDs. All things that anyone can do if they've got the right mindset, but being a ninja requires years of training to be an expert at it and so does being a magician! It's not impossible, but being both of those just feels like you're cheating.

[So, you know what Arata was doing in the middle of that? He's standing behind her and checking out DAT ASS. As his face suggests, he couldn't be more pleased with these results.]

Ah... It really is bigger down there. I could say that they wouldn't be able to fit in the palm of my hand. More cushion for the pushing, indeed.

Want to find out what a mildly annoyed dead high school girl slash weapons expert and rebellion leader combination looks like the next time you don't pay attention? I don't mind if you look, but you've got to learn to multitask.

--Whoa! Sorry, sorry. But you're making yourself really tempting to stare at in that swimsuit.

[ And in the sweetest, most singsong voice ] Want to find out how many knives I can hide in a swimsuit~?

I'd rather not! Not to mention, I didn't know girls could do that-!

What, hide knives in our clothes? The only time you'd be able to catch me unarmed would be if I was completely naked.

I wouldn't have any regrets seeing that. I'd happily die right after.

[And shedding MANLY TEARS as he says this.]

Good thing it's impossible. [ She's giving him a weird look. Gross, manly tears. ]

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