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I'm starting to think waking up in strange places every time I get seriously injured is becoming a pattern. Is this the second phase of the afterlife? Level 3?

[ Yuri put one hand on her hip, shifting her weight to the opposite. She was still in that little sundress thing, wings still new, back still sore, but based on her gait? She already looked like she thought she owned the damn place.

She reached up and scratched her head slightly with the hand that wasn't on her hip. God it felt weird without her headband. Maybe finding her headband should be her number one priority. Seriously, she never went around without that thing, it felt weird. No, no, she probably should figure out where she is.

Journal first? She hadn't even looked at that thing yet. She opened it up and after poking around a bit, she decided to make a post. While walking through town in just her little dress, because she really doesn't care that much. ]

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It's cold out here and I have no idea what's going on.

[ The dullest look on the planet, because really, this is getting ridiculous and she misses her thigh highs. They're warmer than this. Not a second later, she's got a tone that sounds pretty damn commandery. ]

Someone explain.

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The afterlife I was in was a place where young people go if they had a life that was so unjust that they never got a chance to live a normal one. There's a reason we were rebelling against God. [ Yuri keeps her eyes ahead now. ]

I should warn you that I have no problem kicking grown men in the face over dumb comments.

Oh yeah? That definitely sounds like something I would rebel against.... just like how I was told something ridiculous and I decided to be stubborn and not believe it and fight back.

Whoaa whoaaaa! No need to get so violent! Okay okay, I'll have you know I'm a pervert! The girls... they just always have such wonderful chests and I have to touch...~! Ihihiiii~!

I wouldn't blame you. If you were dead you might've even ended up there with me. My story doesn't have any witches in it, though.

[ Runs up to him and just smack brings her hand flat down on his face. Probably hard enough to make a red hand print on his forehead, since it's not like she slapped his cheek or anything. ] There, enjoy a preview.

[Oh god! Battler gripped his head where she hit him and let out a yelp at the hit!]

O...ow...! What the hell was that for?! I was being completely honest-! It's not like I'm a closet pervert or anything!

I told you already, didn't I? It's a preview.

....Actually, you're completely right in this situation.

You're supposed to hit perverts, good job Yuri!

Do you like getting hit or something?

No, of course not. I just like seeing justice being carried out!

Aha... sorry sorry, I'm pretty weird and complicated. My chivalrous and perverted sides collide and it's just an emotional roller-coaster!

Are you sure you're not just a moron?

That could be it too.

I'd probably bet on it.

Hey hey hey...! No need to be rude!

[oh look, the clothing store.]

And besides, we're here.

Being here means that it's irrelevant? You're still probably a moron. [She smiles, then heads inside. ]

Well this moron lead you to the shop! You're welcome.

[Smirks and follows her inside.]

You're a good moron. Thanks. [ She's going to immediately start looking for her stuff, but she still keeps talking to Battler. ] So do I just take it? Since it's mine anyway.

I'm pretty sure that's how it goes, everything is free here apparently, so you can just grab it and run away. ...But you probably want to change into it before leaving right?

Are there dressing rooms? [ As she spots her headband and runs over to grab it and put it on. ]

Uh it's a clothing store so-...

[Battler walks around a bit, and eventually finds what looks like a dressing room.]

Found one!

[ She's pulling things out-- thigh high black socks. Hey, those are her shoes... Aha! The SSS uniform. Eventually, she definitely found everything. ]

If you peak, I'll kill you. [ Oh wait. He's not dead. That's not as funny if they're not dead. ] Maybe not that far, but there'll be a lot of pain.

[Watches her grab all her stuff, one hand in his pocket and totally relaxed no big deal.]

Oh come on! I won't look- jeez...! What do you take me for?

You said you were a pervert already. I'm trusting your word, deal with it.

[ She heads in to change, but keeps talking while she does. ]

Hey hey! I'm a good pervert! The rarest kind~! Ihihi!

[battler those dont even exist stop it--]

Didn't you just make that up? That's why it's so rare.

Maybe I did, who knows~! Is that a problem?

It could be. If you're the kind of pervert who only likes imagining things, then you could be imagining all kinds of sick stuff that's even worse than peeping on someone while they're changing.

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