magentarific: (Moron!)
Yuri "Yurippe" Nakamura ([personal profile] magentarific) wrote2013-02-02 09:25 pm

o12 :: Law

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HOUSE 40'S HOUSE RULES

1. At 11:00pm you shut the hell up because I have to get up to make sure Yotsuba's ready for school in the morning. Unless something really important happens and if you say it is and it isn't, punishment game.

2. No porn mags, eroge, or anything of that sort.

3. If I catch you with porn, you're going to beg me to kick you in the face instead of the punishment games you're going to have to put up with.

4. Yuri and Yotsuba don't have to follow any of these rules, but probably will anyway because they're decent things to live by.

5. If you break a minor rule, you have to sleep out in the front yard no matter what the weather is. Don't ask to sleep in anyone else's house or you'll get a punishment game.

6. Keep your rooms clean.

7. Keep the kitchen clean.

8. Keep the bathroom clean.

9. In fact, keep the house clean. Everyone clean up a mess the second they see it so I don't have to make a chore chart.

10. Do not kill each other. I know it's tempting because you're all morons, but don't do it.

11. Same rules about behavior toward each other except for that as the SSS from the afterlife normally has.

12. Yotsuba, you have to make sure that you get to school on time, eat all your vegetables, and don't get hurt. Also remember that we live with perpetually stupid people, so if they do something dumb, shake your finger at them and come get me.

13. If you harass Hayate, I will kill you.

14. Just because someone comes to visit me, Noda, does not mean you get to interrogate, hurt, harass, or kill them.

15. Irregular room inspections will occur (not you Naoi, you're allowed to have privacy) if I suspect you're not following the rules.

16. If you try to teach Yotsuba anything gross, punishment game.

17. I reserve the bathroom between 7:30am and 9:30am as well as 9:30pm to 10:00pm. Find another time to do your business.

18. You will remain fully clothed unless you are in your room or in the bathroom.

19. No measuring, I swear I will hurt you.

20. House meeting will be every Sunday. We can discuss any problems that we have, things we'd like to bring up, etc. to make sure that everything's running smoothly.

21. If you're planning to have guests over, let us know. I'll put a white board up in the kitchen.

22. No parties without my permission.

23. If you break anything, I get to break two of your things.

24. No one goes in my room.

25. In fact none of you are allowed to go into each others' rooms without permission from the owner of the room. I'm the head of the household so I'm allowed to for inspections.

26. I reserve the right to smack you if you piss me off.

27. It's ridiculous that I have to come up with a set of rules instead of expecting you guys to behave.

28. Saturday night is bedazzle something of Naoi's night and see how long it takes him to figure out what we messed with.
(I'm joking about that last one, don't actually do this unless I say so.)

29. If you have a problem with another member of the house, come to me. Don't throw furniture, your fists, your halberd, or Otonashi the goldfish at them.

30. Otonashi the goldfish has a higher rank in this house than you do, respect him accordingly.






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[ After that, Yuri's going out to go shopping. See if she can't find a dog bed in case she decides to make anyone sleep outside and all that.

Okay, so maybe some of the rules were a little ridiculous but considering who lived in House 40 now, it was completely necessary with these boys.

Completely necessary.

Which is why Yuri was looking for pet supplies in the grocery store, as mean as it probably sounded. ]
whimsicalwinds: (162. then go for an earnest dive)

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[personal profile] whimsicalwinds 2013-02-03 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

...Ah... Yurippe-san...?
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tenminutes: (I made HIM make me a sandwich.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hayate, there are new people in House 40 that you haven't met yet. These rules are all necessary.
whimsicalwinds: (217. how about we let)

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[personal profile] whimsicalwinds 2013-02-03 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Should I be concerned about this... that's an awful lot of strange rules.
tenminutes: (I'm the closest thing to a bad guy here.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Let's just hope I haven't forgotten anything important.
whimsicalwinds: (123. let the blue bicycle screech)

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[personal profile] whimsicalwinds 2013-02-03 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if that's the case, you could always add more, couldn't you? Though I can't imagine how much more you could even add... a lot of these seem unnecessary as is...
tenminutes: (But now I can smile for real.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, they're definitely necessary..

Anyway, you're right. I'll probably end up adding more as I need them. I tried to preempt as many situations as I could though.
hatesguns: (Wait what...)

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[personal profile] hatesguns 2013-02-03 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[O-oh. So many rules... But He's going to do his best to follow them! Best being the keyword. There's one rule in particular that he was eyeing at, though.]

...Are these rules under enforcement starting at this point?
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tenminutes: (What do you mean you don't buy it?)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
How many did you break today?
hatesguns: (pic#5494755)

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[personal profile] hatesguns 2013-02-03 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
None today!

...But I may have interrogated someone who wished to see you when I just arrived...
whimsicalwinds: (Default)

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[personal profile] whimsicalwinds 2013-02-03 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... I'm not sure if I really want to know... [squint..]

But yes, that seems like a good idea! Perhaps you could even make it like America's Constitution! Adding amendments to it and all.

--ahem. [clearing his throat]

We the people of House 40, in order to form a more perfect housing arrangement, establish organization, insure inter-home tranquility, provide for the common goldfish, promote the general cleanliness, and secure the ungodliness of Naoi-san and our prosperity, do ordain and establish the Constitution of House 40.

...or something like that.
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tenminutes: (Because I really don't care.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Why haven't I seen them yet?
tenminutes: (Of fucks I give. You didn't get that?)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Ha!

[ Oh speaking of rules, amendments, and commandments. ]

Maybe I'll get stones and make whoever makes the need for a new rule carve it in.
frequent_flyer: (...really)

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[personal profile] frequent_flyer 2013-02-03 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Some of the rules he can understand. He could manage doing a couple dishes every day and cleaning up his dirty laundry, and he didn't run around shirtless all the time like Takamatsu... That he could totally get on board with. No problem! It even helped that some of the rules were written specifically for Noda! Hinata: 2. Noda: 0.]

[But there were a couple that caught his eye...]
Do they even... sell eroge here? [You know, just wondering.]
tenminutes: (Nya. Happy now?)

[Voice]

[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
They don't sell anything, there's no cost. I don't know if they do or not, but Naoi has games that he sits in his room and plays almost every hour that he's not eating, sleeping, or going to the bathroom.
maidenhearted: (Patient)

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[personal profile] maidenhearted 2013-02-03 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[House 40...? Strict rules? Sakura finds she can't really disagree with most of them, even if the sleeping outside one sounds derogatory to one's health.]

Are you Commander Yurippe?
tenminutes: (Ohoho a good gun.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, commander's got a nice ring to it. Just Yurippe's fine though, if you want to go with that.
maidenhearted: (Unsure)

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[personal profile] maidenhearted 2013-02-03 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I...see. Yurippe-san, then. [Because that makes more sense, clearly.] I was told you commanded an army back home. I was hoping I might meet you.
tenminutes: (This is the hand I'm going to use.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
The SSS, back in the afterlife. A rebellion against God. Why, are you interested?
maidenhearted: (Contemplative)

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[personal profile] maidenhearted 2013-02-03 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
You are much younger than I expected...but that means nothing to someone like me. I was interested in meeting with such an impressive person, yes, but I was stopped.
tenminutes: (That was a joke. Get it?)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm dead, it's not like I've aged in a while. What stopped you?
maidenhearted: (Conversational)

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[personal profile] maidenhearted 2013-02-03 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I see. There was a young man outside your house who found me suspicious.
tenminutes: (n_n)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Young man outside of her house... Hinata would've invited this person in or talked to them, Naoi would've just been rude as hell, Noda would've definitely freaked out at anyone existing near where she was... Yotsuba's not a man. And she doesn't know Otonashi's here yet. ]

Was he a total ass or dumb?
maidenhearted: (Contemplative)

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[personal profile] maidenhearted 2013-02-03 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
He...had no grasp on logic.

[He's dumb. Dumb as a rock. Jumped to the worst conclusions repeatedly.]

I attempted to bring him to the clinic to treat his injuries, but he was not interested in that, either.
tenminutes: (You're a dumbass.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
That was Noda, then. He's like that with everyone who tries to get within fifty feet of me, don't worry.
tenminutes: (You want to try me?)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-02-03 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Nevermind, I got ahold of that person I think. I'm going to ask Hayate to give you supplemental lessons on how to tell if someone's actually suspicious or not.
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