Yuri "Yurippe" Nakamura (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
magentarific) wrote2013-02-02 09:25 pm
magentarific) wrote2013-02-02 09:25 pm
Entry tags:
o12 :: Law
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HOUSE 40'S HOUSE RULES
1. At 11:00pm you shut the hell up because I have to get up to make sure Yotsuba's ready for school in the morning. Unless something really important happens and if you say it is and it isn't, punishment game.
2. No porn mags, eroge, or anything of that sort.
3. If I catch you with porn, you're going to beg me to kick you in the face instead of the punishment games you're going to have to put up with.
4. Yuri and Yotsuba don't have to follow any of these rules, but probably will anyway because they're decent things to live by.
5. If you break a minor rule, you have to sleep out in the front yard no matter what the weather is. Don't ask to sleep in anyone else's house or you'll get a punishment game.
6. Keep your rooms clean.
7. Keep the kitchen clean.
8. Keep the bathroom clean.
9. In fact, keep the house clean. Everyone clean up a mess the second they see it so I don't have to make a chore chart.
10. Do not kill each other. I know it's tempting because you're all morons, but don't do it.
11. Same rules about behavior toward each other except for that as the SSS from the afterlife normally has.
12. Yotsuba, you have to make sure that you get to school on time, eat all your vegetables, and don't get hurt. Also remember that we live with perpetually stupid people, so if they do something dumb, shake your finger at them and come get me.
13. If you harass Hayate, I will kill you.
14. Just because someone comes to visit me, Noda, does not mean you get to interrogate, hurt, harass, or kill them.
15. Irregular room inspections will occur (not you Naoi, you're allowed to have privacy) if I suspect you're not following the rules.
16. If you try to teach Yotsuba anything gross, punishment game.
17. I reserve the bathroom between 7:30am and 9:30am as well as 9:30pm to 10:00pm. Find another time to do your business.
18. You will remain fully clothed unless you are in your room or in the bathroom.
19. No measuring, I swear I will hurt you.
20. House meeting will be every Sunday. We can discuss any problems that we have, things we'd like to bring up, etc. to make sure that everything's running smoothly.
21. If you're planning to have guests over, let us know. I'll put a white board up in the kitchen.
22. No parties without my permission.
23. If you break anything, I get to break two of your things.
24. No one goes in my room.
25. In fact none of you are allowed to go into each others' rooms without permission from the owner of the room. I'm the head of the household so I'm allowed to for inspections.
26. I reserve the right to smack you if you piss me off.
27. It's ridiculous that I have to come up with a set of rules instead of expecting you guys to behave.
28. Saturday night is bedazzle something of Naoi's night and see how long it takes him to figure out what we messed with.
(I'm joking about that last one, don't actually do this unless I say so.)
29. If you have a problem with another member of the house, come to me. Don't throw furniture, your fists, your halberd, or Otonashi the goldfish at them.
30. Otonashi the goldfish has a higher rank in this house than you do, respect him accordingly.
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[ After that, Yuri's going out to go shopping. See if she can't find a dog bed in case she decides to make anyone sleep outside and all that.
Okay, so maybe some of the rules were a little ridiculous but considering who lived in House 40 now, it was completely necessary with these boys.
Completely necessary.
Which is why Yuri was looking for pet supplies in the grocery store, as mean as it probably sounded. ]
1. At 11:00pm you shut the hell up because I have to get up to make sure Yotsuba's ready for school in the morning. Unless something really important happens and if you say it is and it isn't, punishment game.
2. No porn mags, eroge, or anything of that sort.
3. If I catch you with porn, you're going to beg me to kick you in the face instead of the punishment games you're going to have to put up with.
4. Yuri and Yotsuba don't have to follow any of these rules, but probably will anyway because they're decent things to live by.
5. If you break a minor rule, you have to sleep out in the front yard no matter what the weather is. Don't ask to sleep in anyone else's house or you'll get a punishment game.
6. Keep your rooms clean.
7. Keep the kitchen clean.
8. Keep the bathroom clean.
9. In fact, keep the house clean. Everyone clean up a mess the second they see it so I don't have to make a chore chart.
10. Do not kill each other. I know it's tempting because you're all morons, but don't do it.
11. Same rules about behavior toward each other except for that as the SSS from the afterlife normally has.
12. Yotsuba, you have to make sure that you get to school on time, eat all your vegetables, and don't get hurt. Also remember that we live with perpetually stupid people, so if they do something dumb, shake your finger at them and come get me.
13. If you harass Hayate, I will kill you.
14. Just because someone comes to visit me, Noda, does not mean you get to interrogate, hurt, harass, or kill them.
15. Irregular room inspections will occur (not you Naoi, you're allowed to have privacy) if I suspect you're not following the rules.
16. If you try to teach Yotsuba anything gross, punishment game.
17. I reserve the bathroom between 7:30am and 9:30am as well as 9:30pm to 10:00pm. Find another time to do your business.
18. You will remain fully clothed unless you are in your room or in the bathroom.
19. No measuring, I swear I will hurt you.
20. House meeting will be every Sunday. We can discuss any problems that we have, things we'd like to bring up, etc. to make sure that everything's running smoothly.
21. If you're planning to have guests over, let us know. I'll put a white board up in the kitchen.
22. No parties without my permission.
23. If you break anything, I get to break two of your things.
24. No one goes in my room.
25. In fact none of you are allowed to go into each others' rooms without permission from the owner of the room. I'm the head of the household so I'm allowed to for inspections.
26. I reserve the right to smack you if you piss me off.
27. It's ridiculous that I have to come up with a set of rules instead of expecting you guys to behave.
28. Saturday night is bedazzle something of Naoi's night and see how long it takes him to figure out what we messed with.
(I'm joking about that last one, don't actually do this unless I say so.)
29. If you have a problem with another member of the house, come to me. Don't throw furniture, your fists, your halberd, or Otonashi the goldfish at them.
30. Otonashi the goldfish has a higher rank in this house than you do, respect him accordingly.
[ action ]
[ After that, Yuri's going out to go shopping. See if she can't find a dog bed in case she decides to make anyone sleep outside and all that.
Okay, so maybe some of the rules were a little ridiculous but considering who lived in House 40 now, it was completely necessary with these boys.
Completely necessary.
Which is why Yuri was looking for pet supplies in the grocery store, as mean as it probably sounded. ]
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And she doesn't know Otonashi's here yet.]Was he a total ass or dumb?
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[He's dumb. Dumb as a rock. Jumped to the worst conclusions repeatedly.]
I attempted to bring him to the clinic to treat his injuries, but he was not interested in that, either.
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[Or the fact that she sounds like an old man when she speaks. Literally.]
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What, do you have a peg leg or something?
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[She's...she's not sure how to explain this to someone.]
It is not important. I am pleased to meet someone who has accomplished so much, even after death. You are every bit as impressive as I had imagined.
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[ IF THE HOUSE RULE LIST IS AS IMPRESSIVE... HAHA... ]
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... I understand. I will do just that, then. [She pauses.] Is there anyone other than Noda that I might speak to?
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Maybe some of the Operation Tornado missions, too. Maybe. ]
Not Naoi, he's just going to be a snide jerk like he is to everyone. Try Hinata.