o12 :: Law

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HOUSE 40'S HOUSE RULES
1. At 11:00pm you shut the hell up because I have to get up to make sure Yotsuba's ready for school in the morning. Unless something really important happens and if you say it is and it isn't, punishment game.

2. No porn mags, eroge, or anything of that sort.

3. If I catch you with porn, you're going to beg me to kick you in the face instead of the punishment games you're going to have to put up with.

4. Yuri and Yotsuba don't have to follow any of these rules, but probably will anyway because they're decent things to live by.

5. If you break a minor rule, you have to sleep out in the front yard no matter what the weather is. Don't ask to sleep in anyone else's house or you'll get a punishment game.

6. Keep your rooms clean.

7. Keep the kitchen clean.

8. Keep the bathroom clean.

9. In fact, keep the house clean. Everyone clean up a mess the second they see it so I don't have to make a chore chart.

10. Do not kill each other. I know it's tempting because you're all morons, but don't do it.

11. Same rules about behavior toward each other except for that as the SSS from the afterlife normally has.

12. Yotsuba, you have to make sure that you get to school on time, eat all your vegetables, and don't get hurt. Also remember that we live with perpetually stupid people, so if they do something dumb, shake your finger at them and come get me.

13. If you harass Hayate, I will kill you.

14. Just because someone comes to visit me, Noda, does not mean you get to interrogate, hurt, harass, or kill them.

15. Irregular room inspections will occur (not you Naoi, you're allowed to have privacy) if I suspect you're not following the rules.

16. If you try to teach Yotsuba anything gross, punishment game.

17. I reserve the bathroom between 7:30am and 9:30am as well as 9:30pm to 10:00pm. Find another time to do your business.

18. You will remain fully clothed unless you are in your room or in the bathroom.

19. No measuring, I swear I will hurt you.

20. House meeting will be every Sunday. We can discuss any problems that we have, things we'd like to bring up, etc. to make sure that everything's running smoothly.

21. If you're planning to have guests over, let us know. I'll put a white board up in the kitchen.

22. No parties without my permission.

23. If you break anything, I get to break two of your things.

24. No one goes in my room.

25. In fact none of you are allowed to go into each others' rooms without permission from the owner of the room. I'm the head of the household so I'm allowed to for inspections.

26. I reserve the right to smack you if you piss me off.

27. It's ridiculous that I have to come up with a set of rules instead of expecting you guys to behave.

28. Saturday night is bedazzle something of Naoi's night and see how long it takes him to figure out what we messed with.
(I'm joking about that last one, don't actually do this unless I say so.)

29. If you have a problem with another member of the house, come to me. Don't throw furniture, your fists, your halberd, or Otonashi the goldfish at them.

30. Otonashi the goldfish has a higher rank in this house than you do, respect him accordingly.






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[ After that, Yuri's going out to go shopping. See if she can't find a dog bed in case she decides to make anyone sleep outside and all that.

Okay, so maybe some of the rules were a little ridiculous but considering who lived in House 40 now, it was completely necessary with these boys.

Completely necessary.

Which is why Yuri was looking for pet supplies in the grocery store, as mean as it probably sounded. ]

Comments

[voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

[...]

...Ah... Yurippe-san...?

[voice]

[tenminutes]

Hayate, there are new people in House 40 that you haven't met yet. These rules are all necessary.

[voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

Should I be concerned about this... that's an awful lot of strange rules.

[voice]

[hatesguns]

[O-oh. So many rules... But He's going to do his best to follow them! Best being the keyword. There's one rule in particular that he was eyeing at, though.]

...Are these rules under enforcement starting at this point?

[voice]

[tenminutes]

How many did you break today?

[Voice]

[frequent_flyer]

[Some of the rules he can understand. He could manage doing a couple dishes every day and cleaning up his dirty laundry, and he didn't run around shirtless all the time like Takamatsu... That he could totally get on board with. No problem! It even helped that some of the rules were written specifically for Noda! Hinata: 2. Noda: 0.]

[But there were a couple that caught his eye...] Do they even... sell eroge here? [You know, just wondering.]

[Voice]

[tenminutes]

They don't sell anything, there's no cost. I don't know if they do or not, but Naoi has games that he sits in his room and plays almost every hour that he's not eating, sleeping, or going to the bathroom.

[voice]

[maidenhearted]

[House 40...? Strict rules? Sakura finds she can't really disagree with most of them, even if the sleeping outside one sounds derogatory to one's health.]

Are you Commander Yurippe?

[voice]

[tenminutes]

Oh, commander's got a nice ring to it. Just Yurippe's fine though, if you want to go with that.

[not here!]

[trainwrecking]

[ Since his arrival in Luceti, Otonashi has effectively avoided the journal. Not really on purpose; it has more to do with certain Luceti events (hi, 4th wall!) and the following... fuzzy memory. What even happened? Is his amnesia coming back with a vengeance or something?

Don't let his imagination get started...

For whatever reason, he has this this sudden urge to open up the journal. Why? ... Uhh. He decides against it for right now. He has coffee and it's getting cold, and..! Maybe later. ]

[not here!]

[tenminutes]

[ where have you been sleeping anyway.

...

....

.....hobonashi!? ]

voice;

[entreats]

.... Just going into other people's rooms for inspections, huh.

[ SHE REMEMBERS, OKAY, YURI, SHE REMEMBERS!! Even if that wasn't a room in her household but whatever, still works. ]

voice;

[tenminutes]

I know you miss me, Ange, but it was never meant to be.

[ voice ]

[herotypical]

...Punishment and game are two words that shouldn't exist so -- uhm -- cosy and close with each other.

[ what! it was posted publicly. and she's nosy. ]

[ voice ]

[tenminutes]

If you've never played a punishment game, you should probably start with someone else's before getting in trouble with me. Mine aren't as bad as people sometimes say but they're still pretty difficult.

[Written]

[cynicism]

Bedazzling just one thing? Why stop there?

[voice]

[tenminutes]

Well if we bedazzle everything we wouldn't have something to bedazzle the next week.

[voice]

[kickingcatcher]

[That's a lot of rules. Very weird ones, but there has to be some logic behind them.

Crys can almost see it.] Taking a shot in the dark here. I'm guessing you live with idiots, too?

[She feels your pain. Maybe she should start making rules, too.]

[voice]

[tenminutes]

[ There's a sound of Yuri clapping her hands together. ]

Someone who understands!

[Action] Hope this is okay!

[rollypolyclover]

[Wherever Yuri is in the house after she's finished writing those rules, Yotsuba shows up wagging her finger like a professional finger wagger.]

Yotsuba has got it down!

[Action] Of course!

[tenminutes]

Alright, I'm glad. You're going to need to be an expert at that. Any time they do something wrong, that'll be their warning.

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[killu]

Sounds boring.

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[tenminutes]

Good thing you're not living here.

[voice]

[nothisbrother]

[He appreciates the whole privacy bit but RULE 28. REALLY. WHY IS THAT EVEN UP THERE]

Touch any of God's things and ever try to "bedazzle" them and I will personally have your heads.

[voice]

[tenminutes]

I said it was a joke. Though you might want to check the inside of one of your hats today.