Appointments

[magentarific]

This post is for appointment threads!

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Comments

[lunas]

Hey, I can remember something that easy! [ Yet she's not even protesting at her head being invaded.. ]

But.. hmm, I agree! Yuri-chan, do your best! You're the leader, after all.

[magentarific]

[ The most important part of this conversation: ] Are there people you'd call a butt who are good kinds of butts? [ Unless you're making comments about dat ass, but Yuri's pretty sure that Yotsuba isn't at the age where she notices dem asses. ]

[ Yuri makes a quick salute and smiles. ] Of course I will. You two better as well.

[rollypolyclover]

[This requires a little thought. Hmm.] There are good kinds of butts? Yotsuba didn't know that. [Please, enlighten her.]

We'll do our best, the best we can do! Seventy percent!

[lunas]

Hmm.. maybe people who are good kinds of butts are butts, but they're fun to be around! .. Somehow! [ This makes sense, clearly. Usagi logic never fails. ]

And hey, the best we can do is one hunderd percent, one hunderd for sure!

[magentarific]

You're the one who specified that he was a butt and not the good kind. I don't know. [ There's a shrug. Yuri was just curious herself. :'D ]

You two barter out percents, I'm kind of hoping for Usagi's end of it.

[rollypolyclover]

Maybe the good kind of butts are the butts that belong to Yuri and Usagi. You're both pretty good! [Maybe if she leans back a little she can get a look at dat ass Usagi has. HMM.] It looks okay from here!

No way, Usagi is going to give one hundred?! [Smacking her hands together.] Eighty-five and no higher, that's my final offer!

[lunas]

Hey, my butt really is okay, it doesn't even just 'look' okay! [ Usagi, why are you arguing over your butt now.. ]

And since Yuri-chan's hoping for mine, we have to go with one hunderd percent, Yotsuba-chan! Don't make me turn it into two hunderd percent!

[magentarific]

My butt's great. [ She's got one of those asses and she knows it, okay. Why are they talking about this? ]

[ And Yuri's just going to watch amusedly while Usagi and Yotsuba argue this out. |D So much for Usagi's doubts, huh? ]

[rollypolyclover]

If you say so Usagi, you know your butt better than anyone! Yurippe's butt is great though. [God knows.]

Five jillion, but only because you drive a hard bargain! [She has no idea what it is they're doing. Saying numbers is fun.]

[lunas]

[ Once you get Usagi caught up in something like this conversation, she hardly remembers what she was worried about before, yup.. ]

.. Wait, how much is five jillion?! [ she was trying to stare up at Yotsuba, but then turns to look at Yuri instead. ] Yuri-chan, help me out here!

[magentarific]

Thanks for the butt assessment, Yotsuba.

Five jillion percent, obviously. That's like a hundred zeroes after the five.

[rollypolyclover]

Wooow five jillion is a lot. [With that many zeroes she might not be able to afford it!

Not that she's buying any, has any money because money isn't a thing, is able to even count up to a hundred in the first place, knows anything about percentages. Or business. Or bartering.

...] Five jillion and one! [YEAH.]

[lunas]

You said it was your final offer, you can't raise it after that! [ On some days Usagi is the reasonable one.. but then again, she's still going along and arguing over nothing, so she's losing either way. ]

And a hunderd zeroes is so much! Where will be even get all of those zeroes from?!

[magentarific]

I'm the auctioneer, I'm the one who gets to say the final offer that's accepted. Incidentally, I'm also in a shift that slows down time which is why it sounds like I'm talking normally.

[rollypolyclover]

You are?! Wow Usagi did you hear that?! Look, Yuri is in a shift!

[Stare.

STARE.

...]

What's an autumneer!?

[lunas]

[ FORGET ABOUT THAT LAST QUESTION, YOTSUBA. THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. ]

H-.. how did you get in a shift, Yuri-chan?! Did something happen?

1/2

[magentarific]

[ Oh my god you guys, she was making a joke about auctioneers talking at a million miles a minute. USAGI YOU SHOULD'VE AT LEAST GOTTEN THAT!

Yuri's face is just this for a few seconds. ]

[magentarific]

[ Right, ignoring Usagi's comment-- ]

An auctioneer is a person who is in charge of taking bids and they talk so fast you can't actually understand what they're saying most of the time.

[rollypolyclover]

[Oh. That sounds like a fun job.]

Yotsubacantalkreallyfasttwoandababawahwahgyaaaah...!!

[...]

Too fast.

[lunas]

Icantalkevenfasterdon'tyoutrytobeatmeatt--

AAAH, I BIT MY TONGUE!

[magentarific]

[ Covers her mouth as she turns her head, trying not to laugh at both of them. ]

[rollypolyclover]

Noyoucan'tYotsubwahahatalkfasteryoooubwablahbwuhuhflaaaaargh!!

[Tapping Usagi on her head. Don't you try and out talk her when she's sitting up here!]

Youbityourtongue!! [...] Aah! Got it!