o6 :: Questions

[magentarific]

[ text ]

Questions, Luceti! I've got maybe three.

1. Are there any princesses here? --I'll have follow-ups on this one if you agree.

2. Does Luceti have a copy machine that can blow up photos?

3. Does anyone know a lot about robots, hacking, really tall ladders, or shifts?

Thanks!

Comments

[Voice]

[magentarific]

I won't even require that you name me as the originator of the name. Feel free to take all the credit for its brilliance!

[Voice]

[roboredom]

HAH, EXCELLENT! YOU ARE FAR MORE SUPERIOR THAN THE OTHER DEFECTIVE HUMANS I'VE COME ACROSS HERE!

[Voice]

[magentarific]

Not a big fan of human beings, huh?

[Voice]

[roboredom]

OF COURSE NOT! THERE'S SO MANY REASONS TO THINK OF THEM THE WAY I DO.

[Voice]

[magentarific]

I'm dead, I don't count.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

YOU'RE NOT DEAD.

[Voice]

[magentarific]

Not right now, but back in my world I'm completely dead.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

OH. DID THE DEFECTIVE HUMANS GET YOU KILLED?

[Voice]

[magentarific]

Something like that.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

UNACCEPTABLE! THE DEFECTIVE ONES ALWAYS RUIN IT FOR THE ONES WITH A GOOD TASTE IN RESPECT!

[Voice]

[magentarific]

It's too late anyway, "unacceptable" doesn't change what already happened.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

THEN TAKE REVENGE HERE!

[Voice]

[magentarific]

Can't. Working on the whole payback thing with God, though. Or I was, back in the afterlife.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

GOD? THAT THING HUMANS BELIEVE IN?

[Voice]

[magentarific]

Exactly. I'm pretty sure he's real.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

HOW CAN YOU BE SURE? ARE YOU A SCIENTIST? [Robo-Kyun has a good understanding of things, doesn't he?]

[Voice]

[magentarific]

I was in the afterlife before this. Normally, you'd find no evidence of God anywhere besides belief, right? But I was there and even after a long time of fighting completely the wrong person.. eventually there was a reaction from something other than the human beings. Because we'd been there too long or we started doing something wrong, the actual world itself started transforming against us. There's definitely something acting as a god there.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

SO...

YOU'RE GONNA KILL IT, RIGHT?

[Voice]

[magentarific]

At the very least give it a good beating.

[ Or shoot it to death. ]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

YOU'RE PERFECT! BECOME MY WIFE! [This is how he gauges potential wives now. By how willing they are to beat God's face in.]

[Voice]

[magentarific]

Sorry, I'm too young to get married.

[ Totally using that excuse when it's convenient, yup. ]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

NOT IN ALL COUNTRIES!

...

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

[Voice]

[magentarific]

17 when I died.

[ How long it's been since then though... whatever, it's not like she's aging. It counts. ]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

[Robo-Kyun falls silent for a moment, considering the age. He's way younger than that, and he's trying to get married.]

YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH.

[Voice]

[magentarific]

It's illegal to marry dead people.