magentarific | o9 :: Flood of Destiny

o9 :: Flood of Destiny

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Since the whole place is in shambles anyway, does anyone with building skill want to help me make a new building for a coffee house? I'm willing to work as long as whoever I'm working with actually knows what they're doing, because I don't.

[ A beat of silence before she completely changes gears. ]

Also: I've got a ref and at least two players signed up, but I want to hold a beach volleyball tournament when things are less wet! I'll need at least two people to wear bikinis and aprons to hand out refreshments and lots of participants.

{{ ooc: I got permission for Yuri to have a coffee shop, but since there's no place for one she'd have to build her own. Since she has no building skill, she needs help. The flood is like a sign from destiny, though. }}

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[ At any point during the day after this post, one might find Yuri wandered around town looking for a good spot that she wants to set up shop. She's wearing something different than normal, a nice green coat that she'd received as a gift quite some time ago, and it almost looks as though she's about to give up--

No, she's just heading off to get out of some of the mess to take her socks off, since they're pretty much just getting covered in mud and mess anyway and making her a lot more uncomfortable than if she had bare legs. Sure, it might not be as warm, but it's not itchy at least. ]

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So you cheated. How long will it last?

It can only last-- Waaaait a second! You never said that there were rules involved!!

Well you repelled it with magic, not the power of your "hardness." Softy.

Doesn't a crotchcup count for hardness...? It's technically attached to it!

Not if you want a reward for it. It'd be like me getting shot in the foot and challenging a disabled person to a race the next day and letting them think that they'd have an advantage.

Wait, wait... Are we seriously comparing my crotch to a disabled person? [THAT IS WHAT HE'S GETTING FROM THERE....]

Not to mention, I still don't even know what the reward is!

[ SHRUG. ]

I don't know either, I figured you'd chicken out so I wouldn't have to come up with something.

Hey! You shouldn't play with a guy's emotions like that!

Well you wouldn't do it without cheating so I was right, wasn't I? The reward if you had done it probably would've been something really good too, like... [ And she's playing with the strap of her top, pulling it out, down her shoulder until just before it would've shown something, then puts it back up. ] But you cheated, so no reward.

Geh?! That's exactly what I mean with playing with a guy's emotions!

Of course, I'm already satisfied with the little bit of skin that I've gotten to see.

I'm sure you'd like me to do a whole other ball game's worth of playing, but you'll have to settle for what I'm giving out.

Nope! Like I said! I'm already pleased with the swimsuit and the little bit of your breast that was revealed before me.

[AND SUDDENLY TAKING HER HANDS.] Of course, I didn't get to win your heart in one swoop, but there's always another day for that.

[ Without changing a beat, Yuri just lets him do that and states blankly: ] Necrophiliac.

.... Huh? If you're being tsundere, it's not working.

No, I mean if you're going after me that technically makes you a necrophiliac. I'm dead back in my world.

Huh?! But you're clearly alive in this world!

So? I'm going back. All the other dead people can stay here, I've got places to be. So in my heart, I'm still a dead girl.

Either way, I'll still treat you like you were alive. Besides, it already looks like you're enjoying yourself here.

I act like this no matter where I go, afterlife included. There are very important reasons for coffee and sports, you know.

Oh yeah... We've had a hellish few weeks lately, haven't we?

Actually, I just like coffee and there's not a single place to get a decent cup of it here. [ Pause ] And sports keep people in shape, keep people active, boost morale, and help people increase their teamwork without being as obnoxious as a group project.

... [Now that he thinks about it..] You know, there's been something else I've been meaning to ask you.

What? [ The tiniest of headtilts. ]

Are you related to a girl named Haruhi Suzumiya?

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