o9 :: Flood of Destiny

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[voice]
Since the whole place is in shambles anyway, does anyone with building skill want to help me make a new building for a coffee house? I'm willing to work as long as whoever I'm working with actually knows what they're doing, because I don't.

[ A beat of silence before she completely changes gears. ]

Also: I've got a ref and at least two players signed up, but I want to hold a beach volleyball tournament when things are less wet! I'll need at least two people to wear bikinis and aprons to hand out refreshments and lots of participants.

{{ ooc: I got permission for Yuri to have a coffee shop, but since there's no place for one she'd have to build her own. Since she has no building skill, she needs help. The flood is like a sign from destiny, though. }}

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[ At any point during the day after this post, one might find Yuri wandered around town looking for a good spot that she wants to set up shop. She's wearing something different than normal, a nice green coat that she'd received as a gift quite some time ago, and it almost looks as though she's about to give up--

No, she's just heading off to get out of some of the mess to take her socks off, since they're pretty much just getting covered in mud and mess anyway and making her a lot more uncomfortable than if she had bare legs. Sure, it might not be as warm, but it's not itchy at least. ]

Comments

[voice]

[magentarific]

That works for me. What time?

[voice]

[cuethemasong]

How about we meet in thirty minutes?

[voice]

[magentarific]

You're on. Bathing suits? For accuracy's sake. [ Since it's an experiment or something ]

[voice]

[cuethemasong]

I'm game. Just don't blame me if you accidently fall in love with me.

[voice]

[magentarific]

Hmm, good luck with that. Before I get off of here, what's your name, lover-boy?

[voice]

[cuethemasong]

It's Arata Kasuga. Hmph... I guess I should be knowing the name of my future wife as well.

[voice]

[magentarific]

Yuri Nakamura. Yuri or Yurippe is fine though. No one calls me Nakamura. You're behind a robot in line for my hand though.

[voice]

[cuethemasong]

So I got competition? I didn't think you would be starting up an interesting harem.

Alright! I'll see you in a bit! [Annnnd clicku for PREP TIME.]

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[magentarific]

Oh yeah, loads of people just lining up. [ YUP BYE. ]

[ Okay then like.. 25 minutes later, she's at the beach. Gotta make sure she gets there on time, after all. She's in a cute bikini, as promised. ]

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[cuethemasong]

[And he is wearing this except speedos in place of swimming trunks.]

Uwaaaah! Well, well, well! It looks like I've found the mermaid on the seashore.

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[magentarific]

Aren't mermaids the ones that lure men in and then tear them into a million pieces? [ She doesn't look too impressed. ] Maybe you should turn back now.

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[cuethemasong]

Oh? It looks like my compliment backfired! But I won't turn away. It would look really uncool to turn down a challenge from a cute young lady.

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[magentarific]

[ She's trying not to stare at his crotch SPEEDOS ARE HORRIBLE. ]

Right, so! As a spectator, how far do you think you'd be standing from the court?

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[cuethemasong]

[Just don't give him a reason to thrust out-- ANYWHO. He'll be walking over to the side.]

Hmmm... If I wanted to get a good view of the girl's bodies, I would say around here.

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[magentarific]

[ Now she knows where to put a billboard. No uhm. ]

Okay, so then I'll just spike you from here. I should warn you, the last time I played beach volleyball with someone [ she played it on concrete ] he ended up with a lot of blood loss!

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[cuethemasong]

[Welp. She'll be raising that with a confident looking smile.]

Bring it on! I've been through a lot worst than losing a little blood!

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[magentarific]

Same here.

[ She takes the ball she'd been carrying, facing him, then spikes the ball as hard as she possibly can at his crotch. Zero hesitation or warning. ]

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[cuethemasong]

Haaaaaah! [TIME TO THRUST HIS HIPS OUT WITH SHOUNEN SPIRIT. ]

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[cuethemasong]

[A COLLISION OF SPIRITS OCCURS ON THE SANDS.

Winds bellow. Electricity flies. Arata is gritting his teeth so hard.]

--Hold on tiiiiiight!!

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[cuethemasong]

[And thrusting it RIGHT into the sky till the volleyball becomes a twinkle. Don't worry, it will come down soon enough.

MEANWHILE. Arata falls to his knees and catching his breath.]

... Haaah... Haaah.... That was scary.

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[magentarific]

[ What the ever loving fuck did she just watch?

Yuri's just staring at him like 'what the hell just happened?' ]

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[cuethemasong]

Hah! I did it! You weren't expecting that, weren't you!? [THUMBS UP.]

... Although, that guard down there is a one-time use. It won't be holding up again if she spiked me for a second time.

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[magentarific]

How?

[ She might legit do it a second time if she decides he cheated. ]

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[cuethemasong]

I'll tell you what it is! It'sssss---

[And another voice will pop up from the tiny book around his neck.] Magiiiiiiiic!! ♥

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[magentarific]

[ She blinks, looking surprised, then stomps over closer to him, totally getting up in his face so she can try to grab at the book. ] Magic?