o9 :: Flood of Destiny

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Since the whole place is in shambles anyway, does anyone with building skill want to help me make a new building for a coffee house? I'm willing to work as long as whoever I'm working with actually knows what they're doing, because I don't.

[ A beat of silence before she completely changes gears. ]

Also: I've got a ref and at least two players signed up, but I want to hold a beach volleyball tournament when things are less wet! I'll need at least two people to wear bikinis and aprons to hand out refreshments and lots of participants.

{{ ooc: I got permission for Yuri to have a coffee shop, but since there's no place for one she'd have to build her own. Since she has no building skill, she needs help. The flood is like a sign from destiny, though. }}

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[ At any point during the day after this post, one might find Yuri wandered around town looking for a good spot that she wants to set up shop. She's wearing something different than normal, a nice green coat that she'd received as a gift quite some time ago, and it almost looks as though she's about to give up--

No, she's just heading off to get out of some of the mess to take her socks off, since they're pretty much just getting covered in mud and mess anyway and making her a lot more uncomfortable than if she had bare legs. Sure, it might not be as warm, but it's not itchy at least. ]

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[cuethemasong]

[And thrusting it RIGHT into the sky till the volleyball becomes a twinkle. Don't worry, it will come down soon enough.

MEANWHILE. Arata falls to his knees and catching his breath.]

... Haaah... Haaah.... That was scary.

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[magentarific]

[ What the ever loving fuck did she just watch?

Yuri's just staring at him like 'what the hell just happened?' ]

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[cuethemasong]

Hah! I did it! You weren't expecting that, weren't you!? [THUMBS UP.]

... Although, that guard down there is a one-time use. It won't be holding up again if she spiked me for a second time.

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[magentarific]

How?

[ She might legit do it a second time if she decides he cheated. ]

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[cuethemasong]

I'll tell you what it is! It'sssss---

[And another voice will pop up from the tiny book around his neck.] Magiiiiiiiic!! ♥

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[magentarific]

[ She blinks, looking surprised, then stomps over closer to him, totally getting up in his face so she can try to grab at the book. ] Magic?

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[cuethemasong]

[ERK. Stepping back a bit.] That's right. Magic. I'm training up to become a powerful magician.

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[magentarific]

So you cast a spell on your penis to make it super-powered.

[ The briefest of pauses. ]

No wonder you're acting so horny and tried to flirt with a girl whose name you didn't know if you have to cast magic on your penis to get it to do what you want.

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[cuethemasong]

Pfff... I'm not that advanced. I just threw on a crotchcup and did everything else by the rule of funny.

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[magentarific]

So you cheated. How long will it last?

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[cuethemasong]

It can only last-- Waaaait a second! You never said that there were rules involved!!

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[magentarific]

Well you repelled it with magic, not the power of your "hardness." Softy.

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[cuethemasong]

Doesn't a crotchcup count for hardness...? It's technically attached to it!

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[magentarific]

Not if you want a reward for it. It'd be like me getting shot in the foot and challenging a disabled person to a race the next day and letting them think that they'd have an advantage.

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[cuethemasong]

Wait, wait... Are we seriously comparing my crotch to a disabled person? [THAT IS WHAT HE'S GETTING FROM THERE....]

Not to mention, I still don't even know what the reward is!

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[magentarific]

[ SHRUG. ]

I don't know either, I figured you'd chicken out so I wouldn't have to come up with something.

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[cuethemasong]

Hey! You shouldn't play with a guy's emotions like that!

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[magentarific]

Well you wouldn't do it without cheating so I was right, wasn't I? The reward if you had done it probably would've been something really good too, like... [ And she's playing with the strap of her top, pulling it out, down her shoulder until just before it would've shown something, then puts it back up. ] But you cheated, so no reward.

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[cuethemasong]

Geh?! That's exactly what I mean with playing with a guy's emotions!

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[cuethemasong]

Of course, I'm already satisfied with the little bit of skin that I've gotten to see.

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[magentarific]

I'm sure you'd like me to do a whole other ball game's worth of playing, but you'll have to settle for what I'm giving out.

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[cuethemasong]

Nope! Like I said! I'm already pleased with the swimsuit and the little bit of your breast that was revealed before me.

[AND SUDDENLY TAKING HER HANDS.] Of course, I didn't get to win your heart in one swoop, but there's always another day for that.

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[magentarific]

[ Without changing a beat, Yuri just lets him do that and states blankly: ] Necrophiliac.

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[cuethemasong]

.... Huh? If you're being tsundere, it's not working.

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[magentarific]

No, I mean if you're going after me that technically makes you a necrophiliac. I'm dead back in my world.