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I only call idiots where idiots are. Self included.

[ Yuri's going to rather suddenly and frustratedly yell. ]

AHHHHH! I feel like we're descending Mt. Fuji!

[Sokka stops and stares at her startled.]

Was that really necessary!?

Not remotely, but it made me feel better-- What do you think the odds of me pulling off some kind of special stunt without dying are?

Well given you can't die, I'm going to guess... reasonably high?

Smart ass. What do you think the odds of me pulling off a stunt without getting taken out for a week? I'd rather not find out if my healing actually does work completely normally if I can avoid it.

Well, our relative sizes should technically dampen the effects of falling. Besides that, your wings should slow your descent. [A pause.] Well. They would if your raincoat didn't cover them.

I'm not taking my clothes off. I'm not planning on just jumping or letting go, anyway.

[If they weren't dangling from a paper towel right now, he could cut some holes in there for her. As it is...]

So. What do you have in mind, then?

[ Yuri looks down for a moment.

Oh well, might as well try. ]

If I get taken out you'd better make sure Naoi doesn't try to kick Hinata and Yotsuba out of the house. Got it?

Uh, sure. I'll do that. Good luck?

[He's curious to see what she has in mind.]

[ Yuri climbs down a little bit more to the perforation in the paper towels, then rips it in two spots while holding on with the other. ]

See ya!

[ Cue her putting both hands on the ripped piece and falling DOWN, DOWN, DOWN as the ripped paper falls with her weight-- ]

Oof!

[ Then stops at the next paper towel because of the perforation again. Definitely not as cool as in the movies, but probably safer. If it'd gone all the way down, she's pretty sure she would've broken both of her legs after how fast the first paper towel ran through.

Yuri reaches toward the solid paper towel that she's dangling near and tries to rip another hole in it while holding onto the dangling piece from the last one. ]

I think this might go faster, Sokka!

[Just as she starts to descend, he's about to ask just who Naoi is. But it's too late.

He watches with interest. Okay, that's pretty cool. He'll do the same thing, but he uses a knife to tear the towel, before descending in that way. He's a little heavier, so he's probably going to end up a little faster than her. Hopefully not too much.]

Now this isn't too bad!

This way we won't be climbing for an entire day!

[ It's a good thing she had a head start, at least. She's trying to go faster so that he doesn't actually end up beneath her by accident. ]

Good! I had other plans today that didn't involve climbing. Like pretty much anything else.

[As they get closer to the bottom, Sokka decides to get a little ambitious as the fear of death becomes less significant. For those last two towels, he slices down them both using the knife. Much faster than before and reaching the bottom first.]

[ Cue Yuri throwing one of the knives he gave her, very purposefully hitting the ground right next to his toes. ]

Don't you dare look up!

[ One of the dangers of climbing with Yuri: Potential death if you peek at something unmentionable. Panty shot? Okay she can handle. Face in boobs? Okay, okay. But she doesn't have panties on right now which means that Sokka is in the potential death zone. Her embarrassment might possibly be cute if she had more of a problem with hurting people. ]

[Sokka blinks as that knife lands between his feet. It's a good thing too, because he was close to looking up to gloat, having momentarily forgotten himself. It doesn't stop him from yelling back:]

I wasn't planning to! Watch where you throw stuff!

I was watching!

[ And with that, Yuri gets down a few seconds later, brushing weird little paper towel lint/dust off of her raincoat. ]

Well next time throw it somewhere ELSE!

[Sokka plucks it out of the ground and hands it back to her.]

I figured you'd appreciate the point being made somewhere other than your toes.

[ She takes it back, then starts walking toward the door. ]

Next time make your point somewhere that's not within ten feet of me.

[Jeez! He already regretted giving her those knives. As it is, he'll just follow her behind, looking a bit annoyed.]

That wouldn't be as threatening. [ She doesn't sound like she's even sorry. :'D ] I'm good with knives, it wasn't going to hit you if I didn't want it to.

[He can tell! And to think he was starting to like her!]

Well remind me never to give you anything sharp ever again. Next time, you're getting a stuffed beaar.

What would I do with a stuffed bear? [ She honestly sounds confused. This comes from the girl who chucked Ooyama's first ever present from a friend out the window. ]

Cuddle it, presumably. I never had one, so I couldn't tell you. [Though he is mildly surprised that she seems actually confused and not just contrary.]

I like clothes if you ever decide to get me something else. Sports equipment... things I can do with other people. And weapons. I haven't really had a stuffed animal since I was little, it'd probably end up sitting in a corner somewhere. In case you ever have a weird reason or want to get me a present again.

[ Yuri pauses for a moment. It's obvious she's thinking about adding something else, just not quite sure if she should. ]

When's your birthday?

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